Emerald Nuts Yes Good

We found a real customer review on Amazon that was so good we had to make it the new tagline for Emerald Nuts. We are trying to find out who wrote this mind-melting review so that we can buy them their Amazon wish list, which consists of a vacuum and a door chime. If you have any information as to who it may be, please let us know.

We also took several other real customer reviews and turned them into works of art.