Football To Football Translator

I made this little side-project for the 2014 World Cup to help "translate" soccer for Americans. "The World Cup, a month-long international soccer tournament happens every 4 years and if you’re as clueless as the rest of us real sport-loving Americans, you need a little help. Introducing The Football to Football Translator, a Google Chrome extension that translates the sissy international World Cup lingo on any webpage into real red-blooded NFL-related terminology." (Sidenote: I'm a huge soccer/football fan.)