American Carnage - Shitshow Dumpsterfire

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We were somewhere around the Capitol Building, on the edge of D.C., when the nukes began to fall. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive Vlad ole' buddy." Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was filled with beautiful, magnificent mushroom clouds, all billowing and screeching and falling around the truck, and a voice was screaming. "The administration is like a shitshow in a dumpster fire," Conway said. "And then you got the [James] Comey firing. And then you have him going on TV saying I had Russia on my mind…I'm going to be in the middle of a department he's at war with. Why would anybody want to do this?" - Mr. Kellyanne Conway